Jesse Palmer's hand gestures are kind of gay-esque.
Hey, Jesse's fair game. He signed up for my abuse when he signed up for The Bachelor.
Want to know how I know you're gay? Because you act totally gay.
I bet football sportscasters have pools to bet on how many times they can use sexual-sounding words and phrases like "penetration" and "deep into the end zone" in any given broadcast.
Have I mentioned how excited I am about the U2 concert? I'm so excited!
Here's another one: "He was STIFF on that play." Total overemphasis on "stiff."
Even recaps of baseball are like watching paint dry.
Note to self: Laundry doesn't magically do itself if you leave it in color-coded piles on the bedroom floor.
