Jesse Palmer's hand gestures are kind of gay-esque.
Hey, Jesse's fair game. He signed up for my abuse when he signed up for The Bachelor.
Want to know how I know you're gay? Because you act totally gay.
I bet football sportscasters have pools to bet on how many times they can use sexual-sounding words and phrases like "penetration" and "deep into the end zone" in any given broadcast.
Have I mentioned how excited I am about the U2 concert? I'm so excited!
Here's another one: "He was STIFF on that play." Total overemphasis on "stiff."
Even recaps of baseball are like watching paint dry.
Note to self: Laundry doesn't magically do itself if you leave it in color-coded piles on the bedroom floor.
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Name a competitive game that doesn't at some point require one to put a ball down a hole or through a hole. In football the runner hits the hole, the tacklers plug the hole. The also split the uprights... Baseball pitching, basketball hoops, soccer, tennis, golf, croquet... What am I missing? Not the hole, surely...
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