Saturday, January 10, 2009

Flirty Girl Fit

So I just saw this awesome ad for a set of DVDs called 'Flirty Girl Fit' which will train you to dance like a stripper slut in your quest to lose unwanted poundage. And like showing us the dance moves wouldn't have been enough, they totally did that thing that sketchy diet products always do in their ads, which is to show before and after testimonials from apparent users of the product. According to this ad, you could theoretically lose like 40 pounds and 2 pant sizes just dancing like a stripper. Now, I don't know about any of you, but if I lost 40 pounds, that would actually take me down about 3 or 4 pant sizes. But I'm sure that was just an honest mistake on the part of the admakers.

It's $9.99 and if you order NOW, you'll also get a free stripper pole to put in your living room.

Look, I do not make this shit up.