Saturday, October 03, 2009

Things I Would Tweet If I Could Be Arsed Part II

Jesse Palmer's hand gestures are kind of gay-esque.

Hey, Jesse's fair game. He signed up for my abuse when he signed up for The Bachelor.

Want to know how I know you're gay? Because you act totally gay.

I bet football sportscasters have pools to bet on how many times they can use sexual-sounding words and phrases like "penetration" and "deep into the end zone" in any given broadcast.

Have I mentioned how excited I am about the U2 concert? I'm so excited!

Here's another one: "He was STIFF on that play." Total overemphasis on "stiff."

Even recaps of baseball are like watching paint dry.

Note to self: Laundry doesn't magically do itself if you leave it in color-coded piles on the bedroom floor.